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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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