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I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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