Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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