out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The beer is more important than you right now.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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