i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'm bleeding and have questions
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