its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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