You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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