i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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