Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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