we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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