That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Randomize
