No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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