I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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