we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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