That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize