I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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