So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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