at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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