i jhust puked up my retainher.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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