have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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