the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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