'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize