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is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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