Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Just invented taco cereal.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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