porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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