marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
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