so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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