when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Rumble strips road head = magical
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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