It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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