At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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