I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I stole a fireplace last night.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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