oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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