I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
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