CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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