whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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