How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
he was CRYING into my vagina
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize