I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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