Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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