I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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