Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You were trust falling into bushes
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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