I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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