i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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