Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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