Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
3pm strippers are depressing
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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