Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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