He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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