He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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