In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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