he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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