apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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