i was born a porn star she said
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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