peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
