What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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