haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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