did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
And the cops told us we were all naked.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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