that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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