Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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