If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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