Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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