Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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